Title: One & One & One Makes Three
Pairing: Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Notes: This is a COMMISSION for ragdoll, illustrating a scene from her fic One & One & One Makes Three, where Bill, Charlie and Tonks get frisky in a wizarding nightclub :D! Though it was difficult to get everything right (as fic illustrations always are) I'm very pleased with the end result. *beams*

( one & one & one makes three )

In other news: According to the Harry Potter sorting meme I put my name in, I am very much a Gryffindor. *boggles* (though I did have one vote for Hufflepuff and one for Slytherdor) I must say, this surprises me! I've always seen myself as a regular cream-puff, I'd hardly say I have the gutsy self-destructive tendencies of a Gryffindor. :P

In further news: The results are in, and Bertie Wooster beat Niles Crane in my LJ layout poll by a landslide victory of 65 votes to 25. Awww, poor Niles! But hee, thank you everyone who voted! Now I must hunt down some Jeeves & Wooster pictures....

Title: Playing With Fire
Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Rating: NC-17, NWS!
Notes: This was my entry for this year's Smutty Claus fest. My first year participating, and I got a fantastic assignment that I completed within a week of getting it! *grins* This was for damned_queen. I look forward to hopefully participating again next year!
Warnings: Let's see.... We've got teacher/student obviously, underaged!Hermione (I'm gonna say 6th year), D/s, blindfolds, handcuffs, waxplay, and if you look carefully, there's wandplay too. :DDDD

( playing with fire )

Here's where the art was originally posted on the comm. Thank you to everyone who left such encouraging comments! Makes me want to try drawing kinkier stuff more often! :D

My gift fic in the fest was Veritas (Sirius/James/Lily) by quidditchgrrl. Thanks very much, hon! I really enjoyed my gift!

Title: Haven't You Ever Heard Of Knocking?
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Medium: Ink and watercolours
Notes: This was my piece for the fifth and final merry_smutmas fest *sniffles*, my fourth time participating. I drew for r_grayjoy which was a delightful stroke of luck because I wanted to draw her something when we met at Sectus in July 2007 but I didn't get the time. :D

This is an illustration for her lovely jubbly fic A Sad State Of Affairs (Ron/Draco, NC-17), and with her permission I quoted the passage that inspired the art below. :D

( haven't you ever heard of knocking? )

Here is the original post on the comm. Thank you so much to everyone who left comments, I love and adore every single one of them! I just wish I had the time to thank you all individually, but I hope this heartfelt, albeit single show of gratitude will suffice. ♥ ♥ ♥

My gift:
The absolutely amazing Harry/Teddy fic The Godfather Part II I was gifted (and gleefully raved about at length and volume) was by none other than the splendiferous violet_quill!! I had my suspicions, but I'm never certain of my writer guesses. I'm so chuffed that my guess was right! *joy* Thank you SO MUCH, dear. I think you already got the message about how much I loved my gift. Is this payback for the 2004 Smutmas? ;DDDD LOVE YOU! ♥!!!

Buy my art!:
If anyone is interested, this Ron/Draco piece of art is for sale. *twiddles thumbs* It fills a whole A4 white cartridge paper. Uhm. I don't know what anyone would be willing to pay for it, so I guess... if you're interested, email me (lizardspots AT gmail DOT com) with your price offer, and I'll email back if I'm ok with it. First come, first served, unless I have some concerns.

Thank you, magic_at_mungos!

Title: A Soliloquy in Eight Words
Author & Artists: snegurochka_lee, lizardspots & calyxess (!!!!)
Pairing: Snape/James
Rating: NC-17, not worksafe!
Fic wordcount: ~9k
Fic summary: The Prince's Tale chapter from DH, retold with a twist.....
Notes: This is our daily_deviant Kinky Kristmas Kollaboration, which was meant to be posted on 31st December, but the art was a wee bit late (oops). Humblest of apologies to the D_D mods! *wibbles*

( a soliloquy in eight words )
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The fic is absolutely amazing, as all of Lee's stuff is - so run, do not walk!!!! It was an honour to work with her on this project. :D ♥

On another note:
This picture is the official breaking of my spunk-drawing cherry. xDD Finally, I did what I've been meaning to do since I began drawing smut in 2004!! I drew Ye Olde Semen! It wasn't even that traumatic... I could get used to this. :D

Next fear to conquer: explicit penetration....

Title: Happy Endings
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: hard R
Notes: The Snarry Holidays reveals are now up! Here was my piece for senjy. Huge thanks to nqdonne for saving my arse by coming up with this awesome scenario idea and helping with the dialogue. ♥ :D

( happy endings )
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Here's the original art post on the fest comm. Thank you thank you thank you a thousand times over to everyone who commented with such kind words. *beams*

My gift fic from the fest was All We Have Left by shigola. Thank you very much, my dear!

Title: And Then There Were Three
Characters: Snape, Harry & Draco
Rating: G
Medium: Ink and watercolours
Notes: COMMISSION ART for swtalmnd, illustrating a fic from her fun and hot courtship fic, And Then There Were Three (Snape/Harry/Draco). DO NOT use this art without the permission of the commissioner first.

( and then there were three )

Pornz:
Omfg, there has been so much good art posted lately, and all of it porn. I am a puddle of smut-addled goop. My brain, it is scorched from the hot. I love HP fandom artists. 8DDDDD Look at all this!! And all these too!! God. *fans self* Alas, my smut muse has taken a holiday, but who cares when I've got these gems to look at instead? Guhhhh. 8D

In other news:
I.... have taken up jogging! With my brother! Every morning! Even in miserable cold weather! I feel so... normal! Like those cool people on TV who jog every morning! 8D

!!! wtf.

Torrent help, please!!: I have been searching high and low for a decent torrent for Muriel's Wedding, but I've only found 2 - one is over 4gb (no thanks!) and the other has no seeds OR leechers. *grumpy* I haven't seen this film since I was 12, and I have a hankering to rewatch it. :D

Smutmas: My merry_smutmas entry is DONE! *dances about for joy* Now I just have Snarry Holidays to do, and I'm done with the winter fests for this year. I've decided I won't be signing up to ANY more fests (no, really, I won't!!) and will work solidly on commissions henceforth. I've got a list of over 30 people, and I really need to get cracking. D:

Snarry: In the meantime, the Snarry Games results are in, and Team Romance won again, woohoo!!!! Go Romance!! Though I must say, the quality of art this year was phenomenal on both teams. Yay Snarry!

Since my Snarry Games art was not worksafe, it was friendslocked. So now I'm reposting it unlocked to my InsaneJournal for your viewing pleasure. :)

Title: Quid Pro Quo - A Tribute
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17, not worksafe!
Medium: Tablet on Open Canvas
Notes: This is a comic illustrating a scene from one of my favourite Snarry fics, "Quid Pro Quo" by auctasinistra. Thank you very much to Aucta for letting me play around with her fic for the Games, and thank you to my fellow Team Romance artists for all their help and advice. :D

( quid pro quo - a tribute )
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Wheeee, my snarry_games art was posted yesterday! :D I don't check my InsaneJournal flist enough, so I didn't even notice til now, haha.

Title: Quid Pro Quo - A Tribute
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17, not worksafe!
Medium: Tablet on Open Canvas
Notes: This is a comic illustrating a scene from one of my favourite Snarry fics, "Quid Pro Quo" by auctasinistra. Thank you very much to Aucta for letting me play around with her fic for the Games, and thank you to my fellow Team Romance artists for all their help and advice. :D I hope the snarry_games mods won't mind me using their thumbnail!

( quid pro quo - a tribute )

The post is locked on the snarry_games community (because of teh naughty bits) so if you want to see it, you have to join the comm. And you have to be over 18 and have your birth year in your insanejournal profile to join. So, yes. :D

The art is a large 5-page comic, so be warned, dial-up users!!

Title: Said The Spider To The Fly
Pairing: Bella/Narcissa
Rating: R, not worksafe
Medium: Open Canvas
Notes: This was my gift piece for dead_sexydexy for the hpfamilyfuncest. mijan very kindy wrote an accompanying ficlet to go with it, which can be found here. :D :D :D

( said the spider to the fly )

Goodness, I haven't posted art in ages. Sorry about that, guys. But I promise more art later from the various Christmas fests I signed up for. :D

In Other News: EID MUBARAK!!!! :D Ramadan is over, wheee. No more fasting, though I was used to it and the hunger wasn't bothering me anyway after a month. My mother and I spent all day in the kitchen making samosas, shamai, paratha and biryani. I'm currently dressed in my ethnic get-up, looking very traditional (and dare I say it, wifely *shudder*) and the family is off to go a-visiting. Fun times!

*laughs at the juxtaposition of Eid and femmeslash in one post*

Title: Remedial Potions
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13/R for some nudity
Medium: Pencil
Notes: This is a COMMISSION for dementordelta, so this art is strictly off limits unless you have her permission to use it. :) Title courtesy of mijan (thank you, squishy!). Some good old-fashioned post-OotP style Snarry for you all to enjoy. :B

( remedial potions )
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In other news, I strained my back yesterday from lifting giant sacks of manure and compost, my hands are covered in grazes and cuts, and some bastard garden insect of unknown identity bit me on the bum! Twice! On the same side! And each bite has swollen to a red 2-inch-wide wheal. And they itch like buggery.

I am not a happy bunny. >:0

Title: Rhinestones & Spikes
Pairing: Bella/Harry/Draco
Rating: R for hints of nudity and a few kinky bits and bobs 8D
Medium: Open Canvas
Notes: This is a COMMISSION for melusinahp, so this art is strictly off limits unless you have her permission to use it. :) This was awfully good fun to draw, though it's a teensy bit outside my comfort zone. But once I got going, I enjoyed drawing it very much. *glee* I hope you all enjoy it too!

( rhinestones & spikes )
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Hahaha, another could-possibly-be-construed-as-obscene-by-6A piece of art. I'm on a roll.

In other news, I'm all signed up and squeeful about merry_smutmas and snarry_games, and I'm TOTALLY going to sign up for Snarry Holidays and possibly smutty_claus too. :D :D :D

Title: A Taste Of Dark And Light
Artists: calyxess and lizardspots
Rating: Hard R, NOT WORKSAFE!
Pairing: Snape/Lily
Medium: Open Canvas and Photoshop
Notes: Yay!!! calyxess and I have been itching to collab together since she left London a couple of weeks ago (sob!) so we gave in and drew porny 6th year Snape/Lily, muahahahaha. 8D 8D 8D Enjoy!

( a taste of dark and light )

(link leads to IJ)

Yes, I know 6th year is supposedly "underage", according to Teh Powers That Be. I also know cross-linking isn't allowed.

Fuck you, 6A. 8D!!

fleurdeliser kindly sent me photos she took of some of the art I sketched in people's copies of Deathly Hallows. Here are two of them. I'll post more later in the weekend/next week.

Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, obviously. :)!

Harry/Draco for fleurdeliser, and young Snape/Lily for maryx_

( DH artses )
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ETA: New community pimpage - slash_post_dh. :D My art "Second Chance" is the first post there. Hurrah!! Go join!!

Title: Literary Appreciation
Pairing: Harry/Firenze
Rating: R
Notes: For the hp_funnyfest, in response to shocolate's prompt:

With one particular centaur, called Firenze, he embraces. The centaur digs his sweaty brow into his cheek, and they stand in the dark for an hour - like a necking couple. *shocolate burns in hell*

For those who don't recognise it, that's a quote from Equus with certain words replaced... Yeah, I went there. Don't hate me!

( original post on hp_funnyfest )
( reposted to IJ )

*teehee*

Title: Bringing People Together
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Notes: In honour of the late pornish_pixies, a community that brought together people from all parts of the Harry Potter fandom in celebration of the art of erotica. 'Twas killed most cruelly in an act of senseless mass deletion, and while some hold out hope that the community shall rise again, I bring you this piece of art as homage to a place that brought joy to so many.

R.I.P. pornish_pixies. :(

Edit: Pornish is back!!! :D I have reposted the art here....

Title: Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun
Pairing: James(x2!!)/Sirius
Rating: NC-17, NWS with crossdressing
Medium: Tablet on Open Canvas
Notes: Drawn as a gift for fleshdress for the hp_springsmut fest!! :D Thanks to nqdonne for the moral support, and thank you to Equus (the 1977 film, not the current production) for the title inspiration... *giggles*

When one isn't enough, there's bound to be a potion to double it!

( original post on hp_springsmut )
( original repost to pornish pixies )
( now reposted to IJ )

In Other News: I went to the pilot taping of Any Dream Will Do tonight with nqdonne - she scored audience tickets. :D :D :D Omg. John Barrowman. Graham Norton. Omg. It was fabulous, and so so so camp. I had a blast. And all the Josephs were gayyyy, man. Quality entertainment. :B

Insta-collab with inell, omg! :D :D :D

Title: Good Things Come In Threes
Author & Artist: inell & lizardspots!
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17 and NWS
Drabble summary: Harry's neck tastes like sweat, cinnamon, and the strawberry lip gloss that Hermione wears.

( original erotic_elves post )
( repost to IJ )


Etc: The new OotP photos have filled me with such squee! I cannot wait for this film, it's going to be AWESOME.

...god, I need to go to bed. *__*

Title: Three's Company
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione (OT3! ♥)
Rating: PG-13
Medium: Tablet on Open Canvas
Notes: Spontaneous threesome FTW. :D I have so much stuff to do, and all my brain can come up with is random irrelevant art. Bah. It may have something to do with watching Y Tu Mama Tambien last week. :D

( three's company )
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Fic Rec: Everyone RUN and read my hp_springsmut gift fic. *starry eyed* It's absolutely exactly what I wanted - very sexy, clever, with backstory, great characterisation and a gorgeous swoony atmospheric style. Those Hazy Days of Summer (Fred/George/Hermione in all its permutations, NC-17) ♥

Title: Making Amends
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: G
Media: Pencil, ink
Notes: Commission art for gnomad, so DO NOT use this art for any purpose. This is meant to be Harry beseeching Snape whilst at Spinner's End. Some kind of wartime angsty thing like that. :D Yay.

( making ammends )
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Commission Art

Title: Book Ends #1
Character: Snape
Media: Ink
Notes: Commission art for aliciamasters, yay! This is a set of two panel drawings. This is the first panel...

Title: Book Ends #2
Character: Harry
Media: Ink
Notes: ...and this is the second panel. :D

( book ends )
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